Germany: Part II

Brandon making the noose he'll eventually try to hang me with.
So, where did we leave off. Oh, yeah.
Day 3: July 9, 2008
I sit up in bed and look out the window, at a pretty impressive sunrise. I stumble around, look for clothes, take a shower, and unpack some more stuff. I come to the realization that if I’m gonna be here for a month, I might as well put stuff away like I live here. After about an hour of all of these things, I look around and find my watch, and look at the time. 5:15 AM. I think to myself, I must be on Austin time. I grab my German cell phone, flip it open, and see -you guessed it- 5:15 AM. Germany time. I slowly realize that apparently in Germany, the sun rises in the middle of the goddamn night. Later I realize that it makes sense, as we are much closer to the North Pole than the US is. It’s also relatively light outside until around 11:30 at night, which is kind of nice, makes the night last longer. It’s only actually dark from about 11:30 - 4:30, making it the shortest, most ridiculous sleep cycle i’ll ever experience. Unless I go to Alaska. I read until about 8:30, and then wake Brandon up. He looks at me, with a weird look on his face. I asked him what the problem was. He replies with a huge fart. And Brandon is up for the day.
Apparently, Germans love to eat Bread for every meal. Lunch is the biggest meal of the day, unlike dinner in the US. Every other meal is more like a snack, usually a loaf of really awesome bread, with your choice of butter, cheeses, salamis, and other goodies. For breakfast, you can throw in jam or fruit, but most people opt for the Salami, or cheeses. My particular favorite is fleischsalat, which is essentially strips of ham in some disgusting, white sauce, with other dead animals in it. Awesome.

Yeah. Fleischsalat. Let the vomit begin.
I decide to go for the butter and chives, and begin. As the trip goes on, I promise myself, I’ll try some of the nasty shit they have here. Me and Brandon eat, and decide to go off into the city, and find some fun stuff to do. It’s the middle of the week, and German kids are still in school, so we have free reign of the city, essentially. We discover that Germans love Subway, the fast food restaurant, however, we decide not to order, as we have no idea how i would tell them all of the shenanigans I want on my sandwich in German. We instead go sit outside the large shopping mall, find free wi-fi, and begin sending the emails. Brandon calls his wife, as he will begin to do everyday. I brought him an extra cell phone to use while we’re here, and he buys a SIM card from the T-Mobile store down the street from the apartment. German cell service is a bit different than US cell service, in the sense that everything you receive is free, it’s what you send that costs you. So every time his wife (aka girlfriend Summer) calls him, it doesn’t cost a penny for him. No matter how long he talks. Which is usually hours. On end. When they aren’t on the phone, they’re video chatting on iChat, while I sit and wish I had someone who could waste their day talking to me. Alas, I finish my emails, and leave Brandon to talk to his lover.
I walk to the castle, and decide to take a look around. I sneak into a backdoor, and I’m promptly kicked out by a very angry, small, German man. Fair enough. I decide to walk by the lake that borders the castle, almost a natural moat of sorts, and find a bench. At this time, my mom calls. First time I’ve spoken to anyone on the phone since Sunday. It’s good to hear my mom, and she’s glad to know I’m doing okay. I promise to send her pictures of the cool stuff, and I tell her to tell my dad hi for me. I finish up, and walk to the ice cream cafe right near the castle. Brandon calls, and meets me. We eat, laugh at the weird method of dress, and go back to the apartment.

View from the top of the apartment.
I’ve got homework to do, and food to cook, so look for Part III tomorrow.

